- voldemort: let me be your ruler
- death eaters: (ruler)
- Shane: I just like fuzzy animals.
- Me: I want a fox.
- Shane: Me too.
- Shane: I want an iguana.
- Me: Iguanas aren't fuzzy.
- Shane: They can be!
- Me: Yeah, if you let mold grow on it.
- Shane: ...or put it in a dress.
cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so
OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE